The Whole Day Down?

I interviewed for a new nanny gig today, and I start this week! Our script goes out tomorrow, and we already have a few solid ideas to pitch at meetings! I ran into an old ex and it wasn't awkward! My friend got her wedding dress and it's beautiful! What a Monday!

So no, Inspiral Carpets, I can't tell you why you don't like them. But I can offer you some more intriguing posits with 13 things that do not make sense.